33 more followers until my next thousand woooo
OK REVISION CALLS TOMORROW IS MY LAST EXAM WOOT WOOT
gothfoxx: Bob sees you, a giant that wields the world like a god and all he wants is to live along side you in peace,he just wants to eat the flies and other bothersome pests that plague the mighty god that throws shoes like it weighs nothing (ﾉ_ _)ﾉ
*DIES*
butterflown: I did ask my cat to eat Bob for you but he refused on the grounds that Bob hasn't done anything to hurt you and just wants to be your friend. But you've made him sad because you don't like him so now he's going to cry and decide whether to forever watch you from afar or become stalker spider and scuttle after you for the rest of his sad little life.
STOP
NO
DONT MAKE ME FEEL BAD
BOB AND I CANNOT BE FRIENDS
IM A SLYTHERIN AND HES A GRYFFINDOR
gothfoxx: well i feel bad for Bob, he is a tiny creature in a huge world and he doesnt even know it, your home could be his whole world (born, grow up, have a family and die all in your home) he has to desperately wait for a bug(that you probably make sure dont get in the house in the first place)it could take him up to a day to get across a room and every time you clean you destroy his home/food getter that he spent hours making
:( :( :( :( STOP NO YOU ARE MAKING ME SAD I AM STARTING TO GET EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO BOB NO
HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED BACK ON A FRIENDSHIP AND YOU REALIZED HOW SHITTY THAT PERSON MADE YOU FEEL
YEAH ME TOO
LOOK GUYS
MY FIRST RECEIVED FANART
MY AWESOME TUMBLR FRIEND DREW ME SOPHISTICATED HEDWIG
THAT IS SO AWESOME
LOOK AT THAT OWL
HOW DO YOU DRAW THAT WELL
I LOVE YOU
(this is because of this post)
